Caught Knockin Da Bootz

man o man vox...it's been xrazy uu noe wat ii have to say that ii think 2008 has had to have been the worse year ever...and that's no understatement!! ive lost kisha.....darryl adn ma motha caught me gettin head in her bed!!!!! ii mena wtf sum1 has been after me and ii wish they would stop...but yea so i reconnected w/ a freind and he been tellin me how sexy ii am and wat he would like to do wit me and im not paying him no mind cuz he commtited and been committed since high school but he's giving me mad G tho ii tell uu so ii really atart entertaining the idea.so bing bang boom plans are in motion for shit to pop off the very next day....adn to ma surprise it really does happen ii mena ii kinda believed him but then ii didnt.soooooo crystal leaves with a friend of hers and ii have ma lil company we chilly reuniting and it feels so good lol then crystal tells me she on her way bac him so ii tke ma friend to the bac we still watching the movie then uu already know he starts and things really start popppin pff so im gettin ga box ii mean its gooood but i knew ii wasnt bout to have the O so he keeps going...his lil determined self by then im gettin a lil reastless jux hopin he's already adn get to the consumating!!!! lol so yea ii heard the door open a couple mins earlier and ii thought crystal had left plus the door was locked(((so ii thought)))))) and in walks ma motha wit her dauhgter eagle spread on the bed....tidd's swinging.........boy in btwn ma legs slurping.....and im liiiiiike OMQQQQQQQQ why me!!!!!!!!! so she tell us to get dressed and he like o this not eem ma 1st time gttin caught and im thinking im really not tryna hear that rite now.he qoes to the bath to wash his face and im puttin clothes bac on then he walks past ma motha and says sorry we had to meet this way ...i laughed silently in ma head lol mind uu all this time crystal is sleepin on the couch unaware of teh magnitude of things thas happenin around her rite now.so me and ma mom had a quic chat but she just want me to change the sheets and leave her alone so ii do then she qoes for a walkm ii quess then ii wake crystal dumn ass up to tell her wat happened............buthtis nt eeem the end of it son